Mestinya gue ngerjain MTK tapi yaaaa, gimana gue males wahahaha jadilah gue berimajinasi klo gue mau casting di Broadway with, Ruri, Tada, dan Niken, dengan juri, Zac Efron (what the Helllll?), Brangelina, Anna Hatheway, Kete hudson (lho). Buat ruri tada niken dan ockaa gue kasih PR buat lo bertiga bikin conversation kaya guee hahaha. harus gak nyambung yaa!
This is how these things going,
Bulan: (sambil baca kertas script) Anjrooot, Apaan nih tulisan? Gue gak ngartos?
Ruri: Apa deh Bul? Itu tuh gampang kaaleeee, gue aja bisa nih nih (sambil sok baca script terus ngesot ngesot kaya suster ngepot, lho)
Tada: Eh apa banget deh lo berduaaa? ini nih scriptnya nyuruh kita sok sok ajonjing di disko jadul. (lho lho gak nyambuung)
Niken: Eh udah EH bentar lagi kita dipanggil masuuk.
(tiba tiba Vannesa hudgens baru keluar ruangan casting broadway sambil nangis nangis)
Bulan: Whaaaaaat the Hell! Man gua yg the first nih. Walaaah Walaaah. Nanti klo gua dimaki dan di hina dan di tampol gimana.
Tada: Yaaa, YSYN Yang Sabar Ya nak
Ruri: Ya bul palingan klo lo gak pantes langsung dihina dicerca dikebiri terus dibuang kelaut
Niken: Nggak laaaah ruur..... paling di tendang sama Anna terus rambut lo di cat biru sama diaaaa. (lhoo kok bride wars?)
Mbak Mbak tukang ngasting orang: Next. Ms. Rembulan
Bulan: (Tampang Pucat, Nafas tersengal-sengal, Bibir gemetaran) Yes. (terus masuk ruangan.
Bulan: Hey Good Morning.
Anna, Brangelina, Zac, Kate: Morning
Anna: So, Rembulan. Do you come from Indonesia?
Bulan: Y-Y-Yes I-I-I am (gemeteran)
Zac: Age: 15, Size: L, 10th grade. Pretty cool
Kate: You have the script, dont you?
Bulan: Yes.
Brad Pitt: What is it about?
Bulan: About.. hm, a coconut tree which can talk with human (WHAAAAAAT?)
Angelina: Good. So Let's Start. Zac, you'll be the human and Bulan you'll be the Tree. (Whoa! A tree? with Zac. HOOOOOW?)
(gue ganti baju pake baju pohon pohon gitu, si zac pake baju pantai gituuuu)
Zac: Oh Tree... I want my girlfriend to know how much i love her...(sambil nyender di pu'un)
Tree (bulan): Oh My God. Poor you, Zac.
Zac: Where did the voices come from?
Tree: It was Me, Zac... the Tree
Zac: OH TREE (gawked)
Tree; yeah it was me.
Zac: No you can't speak.
Tree: Yes i can Yes I can Yes I can Yes I Can (kaya suporternya obama 'yes we can')
Zac: how'd you do that?
Tree: Because I have this. (sambil nunjukin plastik isinya pupuk kompos)
Zac: What is that?
Tree: I used to fertilized by a chemical fertilizer. But now my farmer, using this compost fertilizer for me. So i can talk to people.
Zac: WOOOOOOOOOOW that is a good stuff. i should give that to my trees so i can talk to them about my GF. (sambil ngeliatin pupuknya terus mangap mangap)
Tree: Hell yeaaah! So, Every body. if you want your trees become thriving you should use this fertilizer! Happy Fertilizing!
Tree and Zac: (Take a Bow)
Brangelina, Anna, Kate: (gawked)
Brangelina: AWESOOOOME!
Anna: I love it. I want to use that fertilizer if you use that, bulan.
Kate: i wont kick ur ass like the girl before.
Brangelina: That Girl was SUCKS
Zac: She's a whore
Kate: i thought she's your GF Zac?
Zac: Not anymore.
Anna: okay. you can go bulan
Bulan: Hell Thanks! (sambil ngangkat tangan kaya cheerleader)
(keluar ruangan)
Tada: see? they wont kick your ass!
Bulan: Uhuh. They loved me!
Niken: Wow what happened to you?
Bulan: I was a tree.
Ruri: Kok gak nyambung deh lo
Bulan: aduh, maksud ane, gue jadi pohon tadi
ruri tada niken: OOOOOOOOOOOH
----------the end----------
eh kan ini casting ke broadway yaaa.. kok jadi iklan pupuk?
buaat ockaa so sorry gak ada di conversationyaa
weduuuuch kaco
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